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April 2002 Nightmare "Pimp-Ho" Party


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Party at the "Chunky Mansion"

Yikes!


Yes, the Nightmares have a tradition of very wild parties. They occur when the squadron's party owl shows up on one's front lawn following the last party. Sometimes the owl travels to many homes in the night, but wherever he is when the sun comes up pinpoints the location (i.e. host) of the next party. For the month of April 2002, "Chunks" was the lucky victim of the party owl and he chose a "Pimp and Ho" theme. In the images below, the scenes that wouldn't turn Harrierpilot.com into a porn site are available for your inspection. Chunks really out-did himself and a good time was had by all. Some of the outfits could not be displayed here and the Cow's eyes never left the faces of those with whom he was conversing...never! Really.



Looks like a pimp to me...
Chunks seems a little too comfortable with this theme....


Marinara's Boudoir
This is the only presentable shot from Marinara's boudoir--yikes!


dan-sin! Don't lose the leash
Check out the stylish holstein boots....


Wow Meesha!
Moe and Meesha . . . we never knew ye!


Nightmare Tattoo
"Miss Ho," with an authentic Nightmare tattoo


Confused in Seattle
Obviously, Torch is a disciplined (though somewhat confused) husband


Zak, Screech and Fly
Manny, Moe and Jack


The Sterinara phenomen
The "Sterinara" phenomen . . . no party too wild!


Wizard and Amber
Mistress Amber is in charge


Elton, eat your heart out...
Long on fashion sense at a Nightmare Party


Drinking from an Ice Sculpture
Every Nightmare party features an ice sculpture delivering shots


Not stroking tonight
Stroke's the word!


The real Boss
Mistress Rebecca and her "Boss"


Miss 'O' on a leash
Don't try this in Islamabad, Cow . . . .


He should be dancing...
Pom-Pom calls this dancing--but how did his wig to land there?


Satan and Traci
Apparently Torch isn't the only husband whose wife beats him


Mistress Holly
How did Lurch talk Holly into this?!!


The original party animal
Steroid has hosted a few extravagant parties himself...in fact, here's the most sedate invite he's ever sent out:

9 May 2002

Gents,

Boyz night tonight at Steroid Manor. I have a stash of Cigars and plenty of booze. Showtime 2000. Game-shirts and machismo attitude encouraged. High Octane Push-Ups later. "Guns" will be my Enforcer, no weak players please.


Semper Fi,
Maj "Steroid"
Weapons and Tactics Instructor
Marine Attack Squadron 513
DSN 269-2810



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